Friday, October 10, 2008

False Advertising

This country is full of it, and I keep falling for the delicious-looking cookies that turn out to be little better than sweet Ritz with tiny bits of chocolate, the reasonable-seeming hair colors that claim to be 'Terracotta' and turn out to be nothing short of purple (not offensively so, but still, blatently NOT terracotta!), the 'milkshake' mix which was supposed to make delicious chocolate milkshakes but basically turned out to just make milk vaguely synthetic strawberry flavoured and the CD of Xmas carols which was a weird collection of karaoke-style songs with not entirely accurate lyrics and cartoons as background. There was also the hair dye that should have been auburn-ish and turned me an odd shade of dark copper blonde.
This short rant of the most memorable WalMart lies comes as result of using the hair dye and trying the cookies in the space of 2 hours and not being entirely satisfied with my purchases.

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